LITTLE BITTY BURGER BARN 

WE CAME, WE SAW, WE HAD IT, WE DID IT! 

 MMM, THE BEST!

THE FEW, THE PROUD!

 I DROVE FROM COLLEGE STATION TO EAT IT!

I HAD THE BIG A*S AND BLAIR'S JERSEY DEATH

 MY BUDDY SAID HE KNEW I COULD, SO I HAD TO!

 MY FRIENDS AND I DROVE FROM GALVESTON SO I COULD TAKE THE CHALLENGE, THEY WATCHED ME EAT THE WHOLE THING!